Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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