As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
