Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
and she was petting her beer can
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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