That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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