I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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