I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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