I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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