im about as happy as oj after his trial
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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