and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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