real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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