ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you guys were way drunker than both of me
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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