Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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