just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
These tits shall not be calmed
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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