so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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