He is an equal opportunity slut.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Randomize
