in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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