Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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