Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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