There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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