I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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