Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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