His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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