I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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