I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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