I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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