I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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