I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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