yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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