is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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