Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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