Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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