come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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