Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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