We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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