Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
