barbara walters just said penis...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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