Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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