the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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