it wasn't lemon gatorade
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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