Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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