pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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