I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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