break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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