But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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