I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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