It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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