So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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