Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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