# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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