awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
why do cheetos always look like penises
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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